AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Campground Cattle]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic: Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be instantly removed. Works like magic.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting somebody else to hold them while you're chopping away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit your snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. (then you'll be afra id to cough)


7. Got a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you'll forget all about the toothache.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Great advice.Giving this post to my Wife right now.

 

[frenchie]

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

Reminds me of one of our former hired men.

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

:lol: Good one Camp!

 

[ranchwife]

Thanks for the much needed belly laugh, campground!!! now, i don't need to do my crunches...the laughter pretty much did that for me ;-)

 

[Bama]

I got a hoot out of those. It reminds me of a guy I work with. He and his wife practice a lot of the old home remedys. He's way out there, even around here. Anyway they are always "doctoring" with some of those old remedys. Their son got sick enough once to have to go to the real doctor. He said his wife told the doctor. " I don't know what else to do, I have hung a dirty sock around his neck for 2 days" I could just imagine what was going through that doctors mind.