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<blockquote data-quote="Bigfoot" data-source="post: 1272734" data-attributes="member: 17956"><p>I went out to check the cows this morning. And left the gate open. Luckily, only one old cow found the hole. Next thing I know she's crossing the road. Then all of a sudden a turkey truck rounded the corner and turned over, right in front of the cow and spilled live turkeys all over the road! Oh boy, Thanksgiving came early this year. Now that I've had turkey for brunch, lunch, and dinner I'm so bombed on tryptophan that I'm hallucinating. When the sheriff came to work the wreck, he noticed my awkward state from the tryptophan. I failed the field sobriety test because my boot heels were run down and my spurs kept dragging when he made me walk down the center line so he hauled my sorry butt to jail so I could sleep it off. When we got to the jail there was a talking donkey in my cell.he said my name is Barack Hussein Obama this is my girlfriend Hillery. Got a dollar? No, but I can get you a turkey! Just then, the deputy opened my cell door and said, "come on boy, ya made bail.". They gave me my wallet back, and I headed for town. Well, I got to town and stopped at a truck stop for fuel, when suddenly. I looked up, and suddenly all heck broke loose.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bigfoot, post: 1272734, member: 17956"] I went out to check the cows this morning. And left the gate open. Luckily, only one old cow found the hole. Next thing I know she's crossing the road. Then all of a sudden a turkey truck rounded the corner and turned over, right in front of the cow and spilled live turkeys all over the road! Oh boy, Thanksgiving came early this year. Now that I've had turkey for brunch, lunch, and dinner I'm so bombed on tryptophan that I'm hallucinating. When the sheriff came to work the wreck, he noticed my awkward state from the tryptophan. I failed the field sobriety test because my boot heels were run down and my spurs kept dragging when he made me walk down the center line so he hauled my sorry butt to jail so I could sleep it off. When we got to the jail there was a talking donkey in my cell.he said my name is Barack Hussein Obama this is my girlfriend Hillery. Got a dollar? No, but I can get you a turkey! Just then, the deputy opened my cell door and said, "come on boy, ya made bail.". They gave me my wallet back, and I headed for town. Well, I got to town and stopped at a truck stop for fuel, when suddenly. I looked up, and suddenly all heck broke loose. [/QUOTE]
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