I feel your pain. Dealt with one week before last. Cow had two extra tits straight off the back of her bag. Calf would suck these two but not get under the cow. Didn't notice problem till day 3. Calf was starving. Put them in lot. Caught cow and put calf on tit. After day 2 of the chute, cow figured out to just go down in the chute and she could get turned out. So then I started bottle feeding calf once per day. After a week and a half, the little heifer figured it out. Boy was I glad. Nice poem. New calling?