I found this over on the dark side.Thought some might enjoy it.
angus2 wrote:
Tag Team, Back Again
Erect him, Collect Him
Lets begin
The competition Has Begun
A worldwide search for the next Hot Son
To fix the faults of the last Big Gun
The industry pastures are filled with problems.
No shortage of experts ready to solve them.
The same tenured bunch that caused 'em.
There are, Wild Bastards with teats a floppin
Fence Jumpers no wire is stoppin
Barren pets and Calf Killing Dandies
Fat little bulls who seldom get Randy
Tall Crippled Trash who never get their fill
The best have Short little peckers who can't seal the deal
We can't name names cause we fear the Lawyers.
If we go it alone, will we still have buyers?
Multiple defects have taken a toll.
Advice and mandates are out of control.
The shysters and crooks still run the show.
They don't get to judge Denver, but they never really go.
The debate continues on what we all need.
I doubt we will fix it any time soon, so we just proceed.
The fixes are boring, so problems will loom.
We want what we want and we want it quite soon.
The debate will continue, as long as we're able.
Hey! Honey, is that the new sire directory on the table?
angus2 wrote:
Tag Team, Back Again
Erect him, Collect Him
Lets begin
The competition Has Begun
A worldwide search for the next Hot Son
To fix the faults of the last Big Gun
The industry pastures are filled with problems.
No shortage of experts ready to solve them.
The same tenured bunch that caused 'em.
There are, Wild Bastards with teats a floppin
Fence Jumpers no wire is stoppin
Barren pets and Calf Killing Dandies
Fat little bulls who seldom get Randy
Tall Crippled Trash who never get their fill
The best have Short little peckers who can't seal the deal
We can't name names cause we fear the Lawyers.
If we go it alone, will we still have buyers?
Multiple defects have taken a toll.
Advice and mandates are out of control.
The shysters and crooks still run the show.
They don't get to judge Denver, but they never really go.
The debate continues on what we all need.
I doubt we will fix it any time soon, so we just proceed.
The fixes are boring, so problems will loom.
We want what we want and we want it quite soon.
The debate will continue, as long as we're able.
Hey! Honey, is that the new sire directory on the table?
