john s
Well-known member
3 OLD GUYS ...
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock;
no problem at all.'
'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock;
no problem at all.'
'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.
