*Cowgirl*
Well-known member
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the
sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she
told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash
his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest
speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he
still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities
threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage
situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what
they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from
it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered
animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued,
can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he
homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him
he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through
bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that
yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk
about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,
do the rest drown, too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be
hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp";
to have an "S" in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never
damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of
that stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she
told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash
his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest
speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he
still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities
threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage
situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what
they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from
it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered
animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued,
can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he
homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him
he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through
bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that
yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk
about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,
do the rest drown, too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be
hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp";
to have an "S" in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never
damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of
that stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
