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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
> engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for
> drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted
> towards how best to spice up their love lives.
>
> After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men
> by engaging in some sexy role playing.
>
> The following week they met up again to compare notes.
>
> Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
> 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
> boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
> other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
> was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He
> was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk
> right then an d there!'
>
> The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty
> much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he
> found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
> black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
> not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding
> date!
>
> The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a
> lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay
> over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and
> then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather
> bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
> stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
> When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and
> the remote, sat down
> and yelled,

'Hey, Batman, what's for
> dinner?
 
Thats too.... funny.

I got one..
A policeman is sitting in an old diner having a morning cup of coffee and he hears the conversation of the elderly couple in the booth behind him...

"Honey, do you remember that time years ago when we were here?"....
Wife giggles "yes..."
"Do you suppose we could relive that moment"
Wife giggles "yes... do you want to do it tonight?"
"Let's come back about about midnight... we'll go out by the fence out back"
Wife giggles some more.

The policeman is thinking "oh my gosh, these old farts are going to meet up here tonight! I just HAVE to come see what happens"
So, later that night the policeman parks his patrol car where he has clear view of the fence and sure enough around midnight here comes the old man and old woman.
They're so feeble he can't imagine how they could enjoy ANYTHING they're about to do.
But, the old man lifts up her skirt as she leans over the fence and they proceed to have the most mad, passional love he's ever seen.
This goes on for about 10 minutes until they both collapse on the ground sweating, panting and completely worn out.
The policeman thinks to himself..."I've GOT to know their secret" so he approaches them and asks....
The old man says, "Well son... 50 years ago this diner was here and its where I first made love to my beautful bride"
The policeman says, "THATS AMAZING!!! And after all these years you STILL have it in you"
The old woman says, "Well son....50 years ago THAT WASNT AN ELECTRIC FENCE!!!"
 

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