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<blockquote data-quote="Campground Cattle" data-source="post: 44397" data-attributes="member: 195"><p>>>Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that </p><p>>>the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he </p><p>>>asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made </p><p>>>passionate love. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have </p><p>>>18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and </p><p>>>again they make love. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight </p><p>>>hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? </p><p>>>Just one more time before I die." She agreed, than afterward she rolled </p><p>>>over and fell asleep. </p><p>>> </p><p>>>Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and </p><p>>>turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on </p><p>>>the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could </p><p>>>we...?" </p><p>>> </p><p>>>His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to </p><p>>>get up in the morning AND YOU DON'T!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Campground Cattle, post: 44397, member: 195"] >>Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that >>the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he >>asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made >>passionate love. >> >>Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have >>18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and >>again they make love. >> >>Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight >>hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? >>Just one more time before I die." She agreed, than afterward she rolled >>over and fell asleep. >> >>Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and >>turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on >>the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could >>we...?" >> >>His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to >>get up in the morning AND YOU DON'T!" [/QUOTE]
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