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18 to party, 21 to drink??? Huh?
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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 1267826" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>Wish I had your timing as it would have spared me some embarrassment. Went to a strip club in Charleston and the fella sitting behind me kept yelling champagne and when the "artist" finished her routine she came into the crowd and grabbed me by the hand and said, "your coming with me aren't you"? Not one to be rude I agreed and she took me by the hand and led me down a hallway and into a den like room with candles and nice comfortable furniture but it did wreak of cheap perfume. She set me down on the sofa and said she'd be right back with the champagne. Now I had just turned 18 and was about as sharp as mashed potatoes but I hadn't seen a woman in several weeks so I was really thinking I was some kind of special to be getting this kind of treatment while my buddies sat in the other room. A few minutes later she came back and said, "you didn't order champagne did you?" Nope I said. To that she told me to get the heck out of there she had got the wrong guy. I agreed with her and scooted my idiot self out of there as quick as I could. I learned later they had some kind of markup on that cheap bottle of champagne but she came with it. And no, I never went back.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 1267826, member: 4362"] Wish I had your timing as it would have spared me some embarrassment. Went to a strip club in Charleston and the fella sitting behind me kept yelling champagne and when the "artist" finished her routine she came into the crowd and grabbed me by the hand and said, "your coming with me aren't you"? Not one to be rude I agreed and she took me by the hand and led me down a hallway and into a den like room with candles and nice comfortable furniture but it did wreak of cheap perfume. She set me down on the sofa and said she'd be right back with the champagne. Now I had just turned 18 and was about as sharp as mashed potatoes but I hadn't seen a woman in several weeks so I was really thinking I was some kind of special to be getting this kind of treatment while my buddies sat in the other room. A few minutes later she came back and said, "you didn't order champagne did you?" Nope I said. To that she told me to get the heck out of there she had got the wrong guy. I agreed with her and scooted my idiot self out of there as quick as I could. I learned later they had some kind of markup on that cheap bottle of champagne but she came with it. And no, I never went back. [/QUOTE]
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