Dusty Britches
Well-known member
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON
> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal
> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal
