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<blockquote data-quote="JWBrahman" data-source="post: 1039641" data-attributes="member: 18439"><p>Hilarious Glacier! Well, I was waiting for somebody else to volunteer so I guess it is up to me.</p><p>Clears his throat.</p><p>Steps up to the mic.</p><p>Warning! These lyrics may offend you!</p><p></p><p>Verse:</p><p>Do Your Balls Hang Low?</p><p>Do They Swing To And Fro?</p><p>Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?</p><p>Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?</p><p>*Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,</p><p>*Like a Continental Soldier?</p><p>Can You Do The Double Shuffle,</p><p>When Your Balls Hang Low?</p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.</p><p>If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.</p><p>If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying **** At Walter.</p><p>Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?</p><p></p><p>Other Verses</p><p>same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:</p><p></p><p>Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,</p><p>When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?</p><p></p><p>Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,</p><p>Like An Indian Rubber Ball?</p><p></p><p>Do They Make a Hollow Sound,</p><p>When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?</p><p></p><p>Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,</p><p>When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?</p><p></p><p>Do They Squeal Like Dogs,</p><p>When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?</p><p></p><p>Do They Have a Salty Taste,</p><p>When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?</p><p></p><p>Do They Chime Like a Gong,</p><p>When You Pull Upon Your Dong?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JWBrahman, post: 1039641, member: 18439"] Hilarious Glacier! Well, I was waiting for somebody else to volunteer so I guess it is up to me. Clears his throat. Steps up to the mic. Warning! These lyrics may offend you! Verse: Do Your Balls Hang Low? Do They Swing To And Fro? Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot? Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow? *Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder, *Like a Continental Soldier? Can You Do The Double Shuffle, When Your Balls Hang Low? Chorus: Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can. If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man. If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying **** At Walter. Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low? Other Verses same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following: Do They Make a Lusty Clamor, When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer? Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall, Like An Indian Rubber Ball? Do They Make a Hollow Sound, When You Drag 'Em On The Ground? Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle, When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle? Do They Squeal Like Dogs, When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs? Do They Have a Salty Taste, When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist? Do They Chime Like a Gong, When You Pull Upon Your Dong? [/QUOTE]
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