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    Select Sires

    Apparently, semex is rezoning and will no longer be serving our area....ABS has no mid tenn reps on their websites, so I think we're going with select sires by process of elimination. any comments. good/bad experiences with their service/people. I'm not thrilled with their selection of bulls, so...
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    Chis *Pictures* have at them

    Downloaded pictures today.....comments welcome.....I have pretty thick skin..... weaned heifer show girls Fall Pair 2yr old Another Pair (very dirty) Heifer from above pair Chicken
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    Last Show - Pictures - Have at 'em

    The last show and the only one the camera got any action at...... Late October Chimaine heifer by Hard Core - Grand Champion AOB Continental Early September Chiangus heifer by Northern Lite - 2nd in Class to above calf (She didn't want to stand for me to take pictures)
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    The final show of our 08 season - pics

    The last show and the only one the camera got any action at...... Late October Chimaine heifer by Hard Core - Grand Champion AOB Continental Early September Chiangus heifer by Northern Lite - 2nd in Class to above calf (She didn't want to stand for me to take pictures)
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    The newest GURU!!!

    Tommy Ruyle Thanks for all the laughs :D
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    Organic?

    Recently my wife was behind a car with three bumper stickers: "Don't be fooled by genetically engineered food -- demand labels and safety testing for food"; "Eat for the health of it"; and "Support organic farmers." The car was in front of her at a McDonald's drive-through. -rd.com
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    In Stitches

    Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, I rode with my mother in the Michigan Trail Riders' annual trek across state. Late one afternoon, I was summoned to look at a horse that had reared up and flipped over in his trailer. Fortunately the horse was not seriously injured, but some...
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    Missed Calls

    After a high school basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. "Here," he said to the ref, "I think this is yours." "What makes you think it's my phone?" asked the ref. "Easy," the coach said. "It says you have ten missed calls."
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    Punny

    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."...
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    Rain Rot

    How to be rid of it?
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    Real men wear pink?

    Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare when a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley-Davidson. My first thoughts were, "Is that really a pink Harley? I wonder if he's..." Just then the traffic cleared and he pulled in...
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    History of Medicine

    I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2003 A.D. -...
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    Lawn Mower

    A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, "Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?" The man asks, "Why would...
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    Smoke

    We had a house fire on Friday....Not much fire damage, but a ton of smoke and water damage. I've laundered my clothes, but they still smell, and some appear to be stained....Any tips for getting rid of it? The adjuster is coming tomorrow, so hopefully we'll have a cleaning crew come in soon...I...
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    1-800-@#$%

    Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, they told her to get a new number. "I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?" They...
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    Sales Crap

    An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner...
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    Phones

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw...
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    True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

    Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership." He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence... With a Little Help from Our Friends! Police in Oakland...
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    Sweet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh5Fa6vZuFo&NR=1
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    Computers :)

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