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  1. TexasJerseyMilker

    Scotland-Ireland vacation Advice please

    I have always wished to roam the highlands of Scotland on foot, touring pubs and sampling wee drams.
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    Daily Chuckle

    People abandon giant zucchinis in cars in church parking lots.
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    Daily Chuckle

    True story. The owner of the dairy were I bought my jers heifer calves told me that back 8 or 9 years ago when the economy was bad they put a pen out in front of the dairy with a sign that said free bull calves. But every morning there were more bull calves instead of fewer. They had 12, ended...
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    Daily Chuckle

    Oh, that explains it :)
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    Daily Chuckle

    We have a lot of bearded ladies now. They come into the women's restrooms.
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    Daily Chuckle

    I do not know why people permanently deface their bodies with tattoos. A great many look like freaks. Can you imagine what their tattoos will look like when it's old, saggy and wrinkly? One time I got a hospital admission who was an old sailor. He had a tattoo on his arm so obscene the nurses...
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    https://www.agriculture.com/how-bird-flu-could-threaten-cow-cuddling-yes-it-is-a-thing-8643940
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    Daily Chuckle

    ^^^ This is a good list for adults^^^
  9. TexasJerseyMilker

    Dang it, of all the luck

    Bloat? Struck by lightning?
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    Daily Chuckle

    The problem with opening an exercise club is we are far away from any cities. This is timber and ranch country, everyone around here is already getting plenty of exercise. Oops forgot goat yoga. I could put a 5 day old calf on them as they do yoga pose, she is about the size of a goat.
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    Daily Chuckle

    While digging 40 post holes it occurred to me Why not open an exercise club? People already pay to go on farm tours. Experience the Agricultural life and fresh air - Fees by the day or by the month Exercises offered- Post hole digging Brush chopping Wild cow milking Firewood splitting 50lb...
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    We were discussing The Amish. Some Amish breed pet dogs for sale. There are many breeders of dogs of all breeds by people that would be considered is puppy mills.
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    A couple of years ago In the small town 10 miles from here a pitbull attacked and killed a woman who was trying to protect her children. The dog then attacked the police, then returned to maul the body of the woman so they shot it. This was the first time a pit bull killing you read about in the...
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    Travlr said "Vegans are especially aggravating. I don't know enough to comment on their health claims... but their animal cruelty and environmental information is always inflated, lacking context, or just flat out lies. I can refute them all." The fact is, lab grown meat (without cruelty...
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    Neighbors dogs messing with cattle or other stock was the original foundation of Shoot Shovel and Shutup.
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    An article I found https://www.bedlamfarm.com/2021/03/10/the-amish-and-their-animals-the-orthodoxy-and-dogma-of-the-animal-rights-movement/
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    travlr "I haven't seen them in a long time but someone used to make tire-like rubber shoes that you could put on instead of rubber pads under iron shoes." Hoof boots have been around for quite a while. Trail riders use them. I used to put boots on my horses because all I had to do was trim...
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    Zebra

    That is disgusting. "The Sheriff's Office confirmed they were not involved and would not come to the location unless the group trespassed on private property." They should have had the Sheriff arrest them for trespassing. They could drape their advertising banner across the front of their...
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