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Do you believe that white tail deer eat bird eggs and birds? Google “white tail eat bird eggs”

Had a friend call me wanting an acorn fatten hog for his grandpa’s Thanksgiving dinner. Said they were the best.

You should hear stories that sporting and pawn shop owners tell about customers that walk in unknowingly with loaded and say I thought I unloaded it. Or the manly thing I thought my wife unloaded it.

Talked to the local butcher about feral hog and said, I know some folks that said they were pretty good eaten. His reply was some folks don’t know what good is.

Read this to the wife , pause, she said don’t get it.

Hope the wife doesn’t see this

Tall cow or Uzzi is a short fellow.

Think of the 40 good years she had. How many donkeys were as fortunate ?

The flyers I knew contaminated themselves with their misuse of the chemical. Especially DDT. Not an easy way to go.

Heard Lawrence Taylor say that. I was in basic training with Dick Butkus at Fort Campbell Ky. Nice guy. The funny was he couldn’t squat. Super bad knees. Flunked the physical and his separation papers stated,”not fit for military duty”. I think he was all pro line backer that year.

Wishful thinking

Cataract surgery was a snap for me. Did both about 6 months apart. It’s was a blink and all was well. No pain. I had an old doctor tell me if you are having pain from a procedure the doctor is not doing his job. Good advice that I have used.

Thought we were talking about killing weeds. Hope you didn’t pay for that smart doctor’s advice

Holy Crap!!

I was told by a very very smart Doctor with a PhD in horticulture that glyphosate would burn down Bermuda but not kill it. I tried it and you know what? He was right.

Where have the fire ant gone? I keep an eye out for fire ants here on the MS Gulf Coast but haven’t killed any in the last few months. Could it be the heat plus the lack of rain? Not complaining hope they all die.

Does Fla still have a cougar population?

that works for me every time