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    Crowder Has Surfaced on Facebook

    Our buddy Barrack got us out. I traded him some time with some of me and Paint's wimmens.Paint's been real bust doing these Rainbow coalition parades across the country but he said to tell everyone hello.He had a birthday the other day. man it seems just like yesterday he was runnin' his hand in...
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    Crowder Has Surfaced on Facebook

    Yall have done let the Cat outaa the Bag!!!! Keep it coming! :clap:
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    Where did they go?

    Yes, as a matter of fact I'm running for Pesident. Me and Paint are having our "De-Bait" Down at the creek. We cant decide which bait to use... Nightcrawlers or Crickets.Not really sure what part we'll be in but it'll have Budweiser or Coors lite.We've been on the road touring with Puff Daddy...
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    Where did they go?

    I'M BAAAA CKKKKKK! :banana: :banana: :banana:
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    Quote of the day/week/month/year/etc

    "the most confusing day in the ghetto is Father's Day." - Al Sharpton
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    singles site

    I'm worki' a gal named Tamika LeToya johnson. She about 450 short nappy headed hair and she says she cooks a mean olt pot of turnip greens, black eyes and corn bread, she got 11 chirren from many different mens, and is looking for a suggar cracker. Must get along with her chirren a plus. I think...
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    Warpaint's Family

    Hey yall, just wanted to ask yall to keep Ol' Paint's family in your prayers. George lost his Mother earlier this week...Heaven has gained another angel.
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    Whitney Houston is dead!

    I'll see what I can do. Our touring schedule has been hectic!
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    Whitney Houston is dead!

    Clarrification: Valentine's Day :clap: :clap: Was that a clap?
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    Whitney Houston is dead!

    Hoss, I've been around... and yes the wimmens have been keeping me busy, after all it's VD.So large a wimmens, so lil' time! The 64K question is where's my brother Warpaint. Last I heard he was building a Wal Mart in Biloxi.I'm statrting to wonder if he's working the wet t shirt circuit...
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    Favorite Sayings and One Liners

    I had a wife but her husband came and got her! OR How bout "That's about as funny as a Fire Ant in a Condom"
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    Whitney Houston is dead!

    After all 3way, It is "Black History" month.Anything shy of a miracle would be appreciated.
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    Whitney Houston is dead!

    I just got a call that Michael Jackson died too. Did anyone else hear it?
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    Unkle Crowder Reporting for Duty!

    Not really just dropped in to wish all of you old and new a belated "Merry CHRISTmas" and a Happy, Healthy, Prosperous New Years. Been a little busy with some new projects and so forth.Mostly keeping a bunch of large Heiferettes from "Occupy Crowder"
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    Metal Thieves

    We should all feel some degree of sympathy for these folks... been going on here heavily for the last couple years. These poor members of "Metal to Meth". See the problem here and I guess everywhere else is that these people have a right to steal from all of us. Just try one time to take matters...
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