Recent content by Crackerplease

and I'm not even a lady!

Fundamental Law of the Universe: Junk expands to fill the available space. Your shop looks great.... but unless you are very careful it will be full before completion. Mine was.

I remember getting haircuts for a quarter but you had to go with a buddy because one had to crank the shears while the other one got his hair cut. Then the REA come along and Mr. Register got electric shears and went up on his price..... to fifty cents.

I get the flu shot every year because of my advanced age.... and because I work with small children. Not so sure about the Swine Flu shot because it seems like us older folks are less susceptible to it anyway.

I always shoot dogs with a .22. Did you ever notice if you shoot a dog right between the eyes... they always wag their tail? I know this is kinda gross but .... it's every time.

Every Chicken sold to and by Publix , Wendys or pretty much any US producer has passed under the gaze of a USDA inspector. I think they "inspect" about 70 to 140 birds a minute. Sounds difficult but I think it works pretty well in practice. The inspector can see the birds coming up the line for...

I raised trout for a few years....much like cattle on a small scale. If everything goes perfectly you might not lose too much. Fish are like chickens...always looking for a quick way to get dead. Mighty good eatin though.

I actually raise chickens for Publix. It always tickles me when the animal rights bozos want to tell me how horrible chicken farms and chicken farmers are. There is no one with more interest in the health and welfare of my birds than me. My bottom line depends on taking really good care of all...

OK. This is my first time preparing "Calf Fries". Nobody around here to show me so.... I have to ask: When cleaning the nuts I removed the tough white layer, pulled off what I think was the vas deferens and cut off the epididymus but there is a little piece of what looks like muscle attached to...

How much does that big billy weigh... when he's fat?

Why is money laundering a federal crime?

That is so cool! Looks like God is fixin some fancy pastry for desert.

This guy was about 18mos old, castrated, and fat as a butterball.No gamy taste at all. At least I don't think so..... we eat so much game I think it all tastes good. I'm gonna do a young goat this summer.. Cabrito we call it.

I got tricked into fixin a goat for a fundraiser at Church. The goat had reservations about foreign missions at first, but like most missionaries, once he took that first step, he was fully committed. The thing I don't understand is folks that say "I ate goat once and it was good until I found...

At least with the door open you know he hears you yell "PUT THE SEAT UP!"