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Deer Butt Alien Heads! You can make them yourself! http://www.dba-oracle.com/t_make_deer_butt_alien.htm

pssstttt, hay you .... com'ere. Dont tell the girls, but can ya help me get my tail unstuck from this barbed wire?

These are my favorites!! Amazing how much work they did!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5aU4Dj5 ... re=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCY58Ht ... re=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hjtd__e ... re=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcOrmKXl ... re=related...

Don't yall even try and act like you already knew this either. I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in...

Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply: If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She...

A smile from God ! Send God's smile to someone you want to bless today

And, boys, remember...if you're peeing in space, make sure you're not peeing into the wind. The gravitational pull of the sun could pull the pee right back in your face! bullbuyer comin to save them see, even the cow knows he should go at night.

> ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION > ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME > WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, > AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: > > > 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life. > > 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. > That's why...

I got the vehicles to get em there! This is the theory.. Light travels at a speed of 299,792 kilometers per second; 186,287 miles per second. It takes 499.0 seconds for light to travel from the Sun to the Earth So, if you go faster, then its like running between the raindrops and not getting wet...

Bullbuyer came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as bullbuyer wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." Bullbuyer then moved slowly...

One day flaboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So flaboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake. suddenly the snake spoke. "Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes !" Flaboy put away his gun and said "...

Way back when BackHoeBoogie moved to the country, he decided he was gonna take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later bhb returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies...

Strange Horse Laws Here is a collection of some of the wildest horse laws ever passed. This is a compilation of approximately 41 loony laws. Hope you enjoy! A great many of these laws were aimed specifically at horses and riders. No one knows how they got there and no one living has a memory of...

MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS... > > 1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear > bright until you hear them speak. > > > 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well. > > > 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > > 4. A day without...

Home Remedies THESE AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES ARE GREAT, they all seemed to work! AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. FOR HIGH...

Id open an email with nude pictures of crowder! oh yeah baby, let me see! :banana: :clap:

Would this be considered...... Statutory Rape????

What I Want in a Man Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover...

NO WONDER INDEED!!! BUT!! WOMEN..... * ...Aren't forced to compensate for their fathers' lack of childhood sports skills every Saturday morning throughout their formative years. * ...Can sit and read every time they go to the bathroom. * ...Can spend time alone with Catholic priests, Boy...

I have never done nothing like that! I bet a man wrote that! Some inconsiderate uncaring stupid sorry excuse for a human being! UhOh, ok, so maybe so. :pretty: :lol2: