what I want in a man

[RebelCritter]

What I Want in a Man

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man,
Revised List (age 72)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 

[jw]

You may be wanting more than most men will offer!

 

[bigbull338]

good 1s an so true :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

Ain't it the truth...

 

[dun]

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

One out of two ain;t bad!

 

[Lammie]

I used to say "Got his own teeth and hair" and I gave up on that one.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

I used to say "Got his own teeth and hair" and I gave up on that one.

what if he has some remnants, do that count?

 

[Lammie]

I used to say "Got his own teeth and hair" and I gave up on that one.

what if he has some remnants, do that count?

I am afraid they have to. He has some of his own teeth and some of his hair.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

I used to say "Got his own teeth and hair" and I gave up on that one.

what if he has some remnants, do that count?

I am afraid they have to. He has some of his own teeth and some of his hair.

sounds like he got something too build on... wait till he gets inplant and caps and starts wearing big gold chains too help to divert attention away :lol:

 

[Lammie]

I thought that's what sports cars were for. I think I got him post mid life crisis. They are easier to get slightly damaged than they are new. :lol:

 

[1982vett]

Looking over the fence from the otherside............... :shock: Think I'll stay where I am. :nod: :lol2:

 

[MistyMorning]

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

One out of two ain;t bad!

Well, the question begs to be asked.........which one applies?

 

[1982vett]

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

One out of two ain;t bad!

Well, the question begs to be asked.........which one applies?

If it ain't 1, it's a 100%.

 

[Lammie]

I was gonna say, Dun's still obviously breathing... Right?

 

[chrisy]

some good one there....all ages through I wish they wouldn't miss the toilet. is it a boy and man thing??????

 

[backhoeboogie]

is it a boy and man thing??????

Definately not. I have come to the conclusion that some of those sissy types squat like a lady.

 

[Jogeephus]

is it a boy and man thing??????

Definately not. I have come to the conclusion that some of those sissy types squat like a lady.

If women didn't insist on leaving the darn seat down there wouldn't be a problem. Gravity is, afterall, on your side. ;-)

 

[chrisy]

putting the seat down just looks nicer when you walk into the bathroom, and it stops the family pet from drinking from the bowl.

 

[Jogeephus]

putting the seat down just looks nicer when you walk into the bathroom, and it stops the family pet from drinking from the bowl.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I figured I'd get a rise out of you on that one. Since I'm outnumbered in my house I have to live by majority vote so you will see the seat down in our home. :tiphat:

 

[chrisy]

putting the seat down just looks nicer when you walk into the bathroom, and it stops the family pet from drinking from the bowl.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I figured I'd get a rise out of you on that one. Since I'm outnumbered in my house I have to live by majority vote so you will see the seat down in our home. :tiphat:

The rise is I wish I wasn't out numbered, I am fed up of having to recue one of the cats from having a bath each morning in the loo, stupid cat just wont learn. :frowns: