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    My resignation as a CT poster

    It just gets more amusing by the minute. All of you are missing the entire equation.......... When the CT board slows down with the hits and the discussion, something is needed to bring it back to life again. It's been that way for a long, long time. I don't post very much at all anymore...
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    My resignation as a CT poster

    Well said Hoss. Life's just too short to be involved in petty personal politics.
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    Cannibal Restaurant Menu

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... + Tourist: $5.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $250.00 The...
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    Went to Crowders this weekend......

    Seems that he said something about his new girl and I should come. Little did I expect for him to be treating us to such a fine young filly doing her fancy new moves.. dwnuODleeDI I'm going back for more. :mrgreen:
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    Ghost Sex

    A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...
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    Breakfast ?

    Agreed. Texas Pete is the best hot sauce for everything!
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    IRS

    My grand-daughter could do him some up with the color crayon....
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    Free Pigs

    Some years ago, about 1900, an old trapper from North Dakota hitched up some horses to his Studebaker wagon, packed a few possessions -- especially his traps -- and drove south. Several weeks later he stopped in a small town just north of the Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. It was a Saturday...
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    Redneck Hooker

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    The world is round

    Sounds like they met Karma. It seems that she can be a real beyatch when she comes back to see you the second time. It feels good when they do it to themselves doesn't it? :nod:
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    Getting A .38

    S&W Model 442 Airweight.
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    What's hay worth?

    It all depends on if you own the hay barn or not. Worth and hay don't do well in the same sentence. It's all market driven.
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    Never let this Happen

    So is the answer to never have a cow like this, or never have grandkids? :mrgreen:
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    Church Picture

    Beautiful church Larry. Looks like a fine place to worship.
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    PINDAR

    For the answer to that, let's go to a more "modern day" man, Oscar Wilde: “I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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