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You were drunk again last night, weren't you?
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<blockquote data-quote="Wisteria Farms" data-source="post: 452272" data-attributes="member: 6734"><p>This reminds me of the one:</p><p> </p><p>A woman goes out drinking with her girlfriends and comes home later than expected and extremely inhebriated! She sees that all the lights in the house are off so she thinks "GREAT! I can sneak in the house, slide into bed and he'll never know". As she's making her way through the dark to the bedroom the cuckoo clock begins to chime 4:00. She trips over the coffee table and thinks, "OK, I'll cuckoo 8 more times...he'll think its only midnight". </p><p></p><p>Next morning they wake up and </p><p>husband says...."How was your night"</p><p>she says "Oh it was fun" </p><p>he says, "By the way, we need a new clock". </p><p>she asks "why?" </p><p>he says "because last night it cuckoo'd four times, said Gid Dimmit, cuckoo'd 8 more times, then farted".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wisteria Farms, post: 452272, member: 6734"] This reminds me of the one: A woman goes out drinking with her girlfriends and comes home later than expected and extremely inhebriated! She sees that all the lights in the house are off so she thinks "GREAT! I can sneak in the house, slide into bed and he'll never know". As she's making her way through the dark to the bedroom the cuckoo clock begins to chime 4:00. She trips over the coffee table and thinks, "OK, I'll cuckoo 8 more times...he'll think its only midnight". Next morning they wake up and husband says...."How was your night" she says "Oh it was fun" he says, "By the way, we need a new clock". she asks "why?" he says "because last night it cuckoo'd four times, said Gid Dimmit, cuckoo'd 8 more times, then farted". [/QUOTE]
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