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<blockquote data-quote="frenchie" data-source="post: 136585" data-attributes="member: 451"><p>... </p><p> </p><p>You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. </p><p>You rent off season storage space for your snowmobile on a week by week basis. </p><p>You've required a total of 40 stitches over the years from lacerations suffered doing the butterfly at weddings. </p><p>You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. </p><p>The mosquitoes have landing lights. </p><p>You leave your snow tires on year-round. </p><p>You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. </p><p>You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. </p><p>Your idea of gun control is making sure the sights are firmly aligned on the gopher before squeezing,not pulling,the trigger. </p><p>Every birthday you receive exactly what you you want...a new curling broom. </p><p>Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. </p><p>You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. </p><p>You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. </p><p>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. </p><p>You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. </p><p>You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. </p><p>The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports. </p><p>At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. </p><p>You walk knee-deep in snow, glad that it quit snowing before it caused problems. </p><p>The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. </p><p>Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. </p><p>You think the start of moose season is a national holiday. </p><p>You head south to go to your cottage. </p><p>You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck. </p><p>You know which leaves make good toilet paper. </p><p>The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making. </p><p>You find -40C a little chilly. </p><p>The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. </p><p>You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels. </p><p>You can play road hockey on ice skates. </p><p>You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. </p><p>The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. </p><p>You pronounce "Saskatchewan" in one and a half syllables </p><p>You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="frenchie, post: 136585, member: 451"] ... You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. You rent off season storage space for your snowmobile on a week by week basis. You've required a total of 40 stitches over the years from lacerations suffered doing the butterfly at weddings. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You leave your snow tires on year-round. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. Your idea of gun control is making sure the sights are firmly aligned on the gopher before squeezing,not pulling,the trigger. Every birthday you receive exactly what you you want...a new curling broom. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. You walk knee-deep in snow, glad that it quit snowing before it caused problems. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. You think the start of moose season is a national holiday. You head south to go to your cottage. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making. You find -40C a little chilly. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels. You can play road hockey on ice skates. You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. You pronounce "Saskatchewan" in one and a half syllables You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends [/QUOTE]
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