Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
women Golfers
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Horticattleman" data-source="post: 331670" data-attributes="member: 3852"><p>> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. </p><p>> </p><p>> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. </p><p>> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will </p><p>> grant you three wishes." </p><p>> </p><p>> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I </p><p>> failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever </p><p>you </p><p>> wish for, your husband will get times ten!" </p><p>> </p><p>> The woman said, "That's okay." </p><p>> </p><p>> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the </p><p>world. </p><p>> </p><p>> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make </p><p>> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women </p><p>> will flock to". </p><p>> </p><p>> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most </p><p>> beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." </p><p>> </p><p>> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! </p><p>> </p><p>> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. </p><p>> </p><p>> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the </p><p>> world. And he will be ten times richer than you." </p><p>> </p><p>> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and </p><p>> what's his is mine." </p><p>> </p><p>> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! </p><p>> </p><p>> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like </p><p>a </p><p>> mild heart attack." </p><p>> </p><p>> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. </p><p>> </p><p>> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. </p><p>> Stop here and continue feeling good. </p><p>> </p><p>> Male readers : Please scroll down. </p><p>> </p><p>> ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Horticattleman, post: 331670, member: 3852"] > A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will > grant you three wishes." > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I > failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you > wish for, your husband will get times ten!" > > The woman said, "That's okay." > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make > your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women > will flock to". > > The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most > beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the > world. And he will be ten times richer than you." > > The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and > what's his is mine." > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a > mild heart attack." > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. > > Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. > Stop here and continue feeling good. > > Male readers : Please scroll down. > > ... [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
women Golfers
Top