Horticattleman
Well-known member
> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
> grant you three wishes."
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
> failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever
you
> wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>
> The woman said, "That's okay."
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
>
> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to".
>
> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
> beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
> what's his is mine."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a
> mild heart attack."
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
> Stop here and continue feeling good.
>
> Male readers : Please scroll down.
>
> ...
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
> grant you three wishes."
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
> failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever
you
> wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>
> The woman said, "That's okay."
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
>
> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to".
>
> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
> beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
> what's his is mine."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a
> mild heart attack."
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
> Stop here and continue feeling good.
>
> Male readers : Please scroll down.
>
> ...
