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Woman,s Poem--Mans Poem
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<blockquote data-quote="curtis" data-source="post: 385579" data-attributes="member: 3068"><p>Before i lay me down to sleep,</p><p>I pray for a man, who,s not a creep,</p><p>One who's handsome, smart and strong</p><p>One who loves to listen long,</p><p>One who thinks before he speaks,</p><p>One who'll call, not wait for weeks,</p><p>I pray he's gainfully employed</p><p>When i spend his cash , he won't be annoyed</p><p>Pulls out my chair and opens my door</p><p>Massages my back and begs to do more.</p><p>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,</p><p>Knows what to answer "how big is my behind?"</p><p>I pray that this man will love me without end,</p><p>And always be my very best friend.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Man's Poem</p><p>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liguor store and a golf course.</p><p>This doesn't rhyme and i don't give a crap.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="curtis, post: 385579, member: 3068"] Before i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who,s not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks, I pray he's gainfully employed When i spend his cash , he won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me without end, And always be my very best friend. Man's Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liguor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and i don't give a crap. [/QUOTE]
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