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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 652862" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Will I Live to see 80? </p><p> </p><p>Here's something to think about. </p><p>I recently picked a new primary care doctor . After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' </p><p></p><p>He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' </p><p> </p><p>Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs ? 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' </p><p></p><p>'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. </p><p></p><p>He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said </p><p></p><p>He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a $hit?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 652862, member: 6897"] Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor . After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs ? 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a $hit? [/QUOTE]
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