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Will I live to be 80?
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<blockquote data-quote="Rustler9" data-source="post: 105439" data-attributes="member: 440"><p>I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"</p><p></p><p>He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."</p><p></p><p>Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"</p><p>I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"</p><p></p><p>"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, flyfishing, sailing, hiking or bicycling?"</p><p>No, I don't," I said!</p><p></p><p>He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"</p><p>"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."</p><p></p><p>He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t if you live to be 80?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rustler9, post: 105439, member: 440"] I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, flyfishing, sailing, hiking or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said! He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t if you live to be 80? [/QUOTE]
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