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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
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<blockquote data-quote="jedstivers" data-source="post: 737964" data-attributes="member: 8873"><p>Another email from my Mama</p><p></p><p>1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. </p><p></p><p>2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. </p><p></p><p>3. A dog's parents never visit. </p><p></p><p>4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. </p><p></p><p>5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. </p><p></p><p>6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. </p><p></p><p>7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. </p><p></p><p>8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?? </p><p></p><p>9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. </p><p></p><p>10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. </p><p></p><p>11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. </p><p></p><p>12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. </p><p></p><p>And last, but not least: </p><p></p><p>13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jedstivers, post: 737964, member: 8873"] Another email from my Mama 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 3. A dog's parents never visit. 4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?? 9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. [/QUOTE]
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