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why babies are for the young!!!!!!
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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 646379" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Childbirth at 65 </p><p>Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! </p><p>With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.</p><p></p><p>'May I see the new baby?' I asked</p><p></p><p>'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'</p><p></p><p>Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'</p><p></p><p>'No, not yet,' She said</p><p></p><p>After another few minutes had elapsed,</p><p></p><p>I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'</p><p></p><p>'No, not yet,' replied my friend.</p><p></p><p>Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'</p><p></p><p>'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.</p><p></p><p>'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'</p><p></p><p>'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 646379, member: 3193"] Childbirth at 65 Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!' [/QUOTE]
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