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<blockquote data-quote="mdmdogs3" data-source="post: 279734" data-attributes="member: 2745"><p>When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. </p><p>She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." </p><p>I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" </p><p>She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. </p><p>I said, "Well, why are you crying?" </p><p>She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." </p><p>I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" </p><p>She said, "I can't remember where I live!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mdmdogs3, post: 279734, member: 2745"] When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!" [/QUOTE]
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