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Who says the Tx troopers have no sense of humor?
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<blockquote data-quote="icandoit" data-source="post: 403987" data-attributes="member: 1247"><p>Now, before you get your drawers in a wad, let me explain.</p><p></p><p>I'm traveling on I-10 west from my appointment with the VA in Houston, going home. Anybody that knows that stretch of Hwy know there isn't a lot of places to stop. I get about 7 miles from Columbus and know from the pains I have to poop. I'm thinking, all I have to do is make it to the other side of Columbus and I can go at the rest stop.</p><p> Well, now I'm about 2 miles from Columbus and I realize that if I don't speed up, all hell will break loose. I normally do the speed limit, REALLY, so I'm cuttin about 70 MPH. I also realize, that if I don't speed up, I'm a goner. I speed up to 85 at Columbus because the pains are gettin worse and I'm squirmin in my seat. </p><p></p><p>Luck would have it that a Tx State Trooper is now behing me with lights on. Can't stop now, pains are worse. Trooper probably thought that he had a runner on his hands.</p><p></p><p>I finally pull into the rest stop with trooper in tow, Stop in a space and jump out with eyes buldging like silver dollars . He's pretty cool acting and I throw him the keys to my truck and tell him, " Write the ticket when I get out of the bathroom, I have to poop." He must have seen the panic in my eyes because he didn't say anything. </p><p></p><p>When I came out expecting to see all kinds of cops everywhere, I found my keys sittin on the floor of the truck and a post-it-note on my steering wheel that said," Glad You Made It". Nobody around. I think he's still laughing at that one, I would be.</p><p></p><p>Dick</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="icandoit, post: 403987, member: 1247"] Now, before you get your drawers in a wad, let me explain. I'm traveling on I-10 west from my appointment with the VA in Houston, going home. Anybody that knows that stretch of Hwy know there isn't a lot of places to stop. I get about 7 miles from Columbus and know from the pains I have to poop. I'm thinking, all I have to do is make it to the other side of Columbus and I can go at the rest stop. Well, now I'm about 2 miles from Columbus and I realize that if I don't speed up, all hell will break loose. I normally do the speed limit, REALLY, so I'm cuttin about 70 MPH. I also realize, that if I don't speed up, I'm a goner. I speed up to 85 at Columbus because the pains are gettin worse and I'm squirmin in my seat. Luck would have it that a Tx State Trooper is now behing me with lights on. Can't stop now, pains are worse. Trooper probably thought that he had a runner on his hands. I finally pull into the rest stop with trooper in tow, Stop in a space and jump out with eyes buldging like silver dollars . He's pretty cool acting and I throw him the keys to my truck and tell him, " Write the ticket when I get out of the bathroom, I have to poop." He must have seen the panic in my eyes because he didn't say anything. When I came out expecting to see all kinds of cops everywhere, I found my keys sittin on the floor of the truck and a post-it-note on my steering wheel that said," Glad You Made It". Nobody around. I think he's still laughing at that one, I would be. Dick [/QUOTE]
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