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What’s a bucket of feed worth?
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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1619602" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>5 gal Bucket:</p><p>No pay required.</p><p>You don't have to feed it anything for itself.</p><p>It doesn't get sick.</p><p>It doesn't up and quit.</p><p>No training required.</p><p>It won't bite you or hump the preacher's leg when he comes to visit.</p><p>It doesn't bitch and moan about the weather or time of day.</p><p>It's always available to work weekends and holidays.</p><p>There's an almost inexhaustible supply of cheap/free replacements for it if it gets injured to the point it it can no longer carry or hold it's charge of contents.</p><p>It don't talk back to you.</p><p>You don't have to provide documentation for it.</p><p>You don't have to go bail it out of jail.</p><p>It won't flirt with your wife or daughters.</p><p>It will never steal from you.</p><p>You can sit on it or carry minnows in it when you aren't feeding cows, then bring your fish home in it.</p><p>You can WHOP a belligerent cow upside the head with it instead of her whopping you.</p><p></p><p>The perfect employee.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1619602, member: 18945"] 5 gal Bucket: No pay required. You don't have to feed it anything for itself. It doesn't get sick. It doesn't up and quit. No training required. It won't bite you or hump the preacher's leg when he comes to visit. It doesn't bitch and moan about the weather or time of day. It's always available to work weekends and holidays. There's an almost inexhaustible supply of cheap/free replacements for it if it gets injured to the point it it can no longer carry or hold it's charge of contents. It don't talk back to you. You don't have to provide documentation for it. You don't have to go bail it out of jail. It won't flirt with your wife or daughters. It will never steal from you. You can sit on it or carry minnows in it when you aren't feeding cows, then bring your fish home in it. You can WHOP a belligerent cow upside the head with it instead of her whopping you. The perfect employee. [/QUOTE]
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