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<blockquote data-quote="Rustler9" data-source="post: 337196" data-attributes="member: 440"><p>Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.</p><p></p><p></p><p>They finally made it to the Emerald City</p><p></p><p>and went to find the Great Wizard</p><p></p><p></p><p>What brings the 4 of you before</p><p></p><p>the great Wizard of Oz?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:</p><p></p><p>I've come for some</p><p></p><p>courage.</p><p></p><p>No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?</p><p></p><p>Richard Nixon stepped forward,</p><p></p><p>Well, I think I need a heart.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Done! says the Wizard.</p><p></p><p>Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Up stepped Bush and said,</p><p></p><p>I'm told by the American people that I need a brain. </p><p></p><p>No problem! said the Wizard.</p><p></p><p>Consider it done.</p><p></p><p>Then there is a great silence in the hall.</p><p></p><p>Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,</p><p></p><p>But he doesnt say a word.</p><p></p><p>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,</p><p></p><p>Well, what do you want?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>IS DOROTHY HERE?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rustler9, post: 337196, member: 440"] Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: I've come for some courage. No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next? Richard Nixon stepped forward, Well, I think I need a heart. Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz? Up stepped Bush and said, I'm told by the American people that I need a brain. No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done. Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, But he doesnt say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, Well, what do you want? IS DOROTHY HERE? [/QUOTE]
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