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Watermelon raids we have known
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<blockquote data-quote="TexasJerseyMilker" data-source="post: 1766668" data-attributes="member: 42782"><p>I never got caught and course I don't do things like this anymore. I was a kid.</p><p></p><p>Another confession involving produce- When I was in high school it was Halloween night and my friends and I went roaming around at dusk packed in a tiny Karman Gia car. We saw a HUGE jackolantern on a front porch. Darcy, the smallest kid, got out to take the pumpkin. He crouched down, put his arms around it. It was so heavy Darcy could not pick it up. Darcy! we hissed, Come on, come on! He managed to pick it up and tried to run. A really fat man wearing only tighty whiteys came out yelling Hey You Kids! Darcy staggered across the lawn with it, fell into the open car door crushing the other miscreants. We drove off. Darcy dragging leg lost a shoe. What are we going to do with it now? I had an idea. I carved F_ _ _ YOU on the back, put a strong flashlight inside. We left it in the shadows in front of the police station.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasJerseyMilker, post: 1766668, member: 42782"] I never got caught and course I don't do things like this anymore. I was a kid. Another confession involving produce- When I was in high school it was Halloween night and my friends and I went roaming around at dusk packed in a tiny Karman Gia car. We saw a HUGE jackolantern on a front porch. Darcy, the smallest kid, got out to take the pumpkin. He crouched down, put his arms around it. It was so heavy Darcy could not pick it up. Darcy! we hissed, Come on, come on! He managed to pick it up and tried to run. A really fat man wearing only tighty whiteys came out yelling Hey You Kids! Darcy staggered across the lawn with it, fell into the open car door crushing the other miscreants. We drove off. Darcy dragging leg lost a shoe. What are we going to do with it now? I had an idea. I carved F_ _ _ YOU on the back, put a strong flashlight inside. We left it in the shadows in front of the police station. [/QUOTE]
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