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<blockquote data-quote="9 ER" data-source="post: 76449" data-attributes="member: 940"><p>One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind</p><p>him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."</p><p></p><p>"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike</p><p>replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give</p><p>it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and</p><p>what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a</p><p>lot cheaper than a doctor."</p><p></p><p>So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-</p><p>Mart. He deposits ten dollars and ten seconds later, the computer</p><p>ejects a printout:</p><p></p><p>"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy</p><p>activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-</p><p>Mart."</p><p></p><p>That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe</p><p>began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap</p><p>water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and</p><p>daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.</p><p></p><p>Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits</p><p>ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.</p><p></p><p>The computer prints the following:</p><p></p><p>1.Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)</p><p></p><p>2.Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)</p><p></p><p>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.</p><p></p><p>4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.</p><p></p><p>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get</p><p>better.</p><p></p><p>"Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="9 ER, post: 76449, member: 940"] One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal- Mart. He deposits ten dollars and ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal- Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1.Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2.Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. "Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." [/QUOTE]
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