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<blockquote data-quote="Rustler9" data-source="post: 222114" data-attributes="member: 440"><p>Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods when all of a sudden </p><p>one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.</p><p></p><p>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave.</p><p></p><p>Then he listened very closely until he heard an answer!</p><p></p><p>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"</p><p></p><p>He tore off his clothes and ran inside.</p><p></p><p>The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all </p><p>about. "Is he crazy or what?"</p><p></p><p>"No" said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season.</p><p></p><p>When Indian men see cave, they yell, "Wooooo! Wooooo!" Wooooo!" into the </p><p>opening.</p><p></p><p>If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."</p><p></p><p>Just then they saw another cave.</p><p></p><p>The second Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped and yelled, </p><p>"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"</p><p></p><p>Immediately, there was an answer, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep </p><p>inside the cave.!</p><p></p><p>He tore off his clothes and immediately ran inside.</p><p></p><p>The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while until he came </p><p>upon a really big cave.</p><p></p><p>As he looked in amazement at the size of the cave, he thought, "Wow! Look </p><p>how big this cave is. It is much larger than the ones the Indians found. </p><p>There must be a really fine woman in there.</p><p></p><p>He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "WOOOOO! </p><p>WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"</p><p></p><p>He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard a very </p><p>loud answer, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"</p><p></p><p>With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, </p><p>tearing off ! his clothes as he ran.</p><p></p><p>The following day, the headline of the Arkansas Gazette Newspaper read..</p><p></p><p>"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rustler9, post: 222114, member: 440"] Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods when all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave. Then he listened very closely until he heard an answer! "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran inside. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. "Is he crazy or what?" "No" said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they yell, "Wooooo! Wooooo!" Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped and yelled, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answer, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.! He tore off his clothes and immediately ran inside. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while until he came upon a really big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the cave, he thought, "Wow! Look how big this cave is. It is much larger than the ones the Indians found. There must be a really fine woman in there. He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard a very loud answer, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off ! his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the Arkansas Gazette Newspaper read.. "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN" [/QUOTE]
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