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True Story: idiot in the drive thru
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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 809611" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Unlike you bozos I've never wrapped a trailer around anything ...that said...I was walking down a courthouse square sidewalk many years ago on my way to a very important business appointment. Across the street walking walking the opposite direction down the other sidewalk in front of the storefronts was a beautiful lady...I remember looking and thinking (not lustfully at all) "what a beautiful lady". And she was indeed a very beautiful lady. As I continued to walk briskly suddenly my gazing was interrupted by my straddling a parking meter while stepping out "full speed"...papers went everywhere, my manhood was bruised to say the least.I'm sure numberous courthouse employees saw me attack said parking meter although I couldn't see them. By the time I picked up by paperwork this beautiful lady which had almost caused the ruination of my future family had disappeared and I was left alone to always wonder "I wonder if anyone was looking".</p><p></p><p>A few years latter the meters were removed...I always figured I had a little something to do with it. :lol2:</p><p>So with total humility this bozo asks to be "admitted to the club". :dunce:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 809611, member: 6897"] Unlike you bozos I've never wrapped a trailer around anything ...that said...I was walking down a courthouse square sidewalk many years ago on my way to a very important business appointment. Across the street walking walking the opposite direction down the other sidewalk in front of the storefronts was a beautiful lady...I remember looking and thinking (not lustfully at all) "what a beautiful lady". And she was indeed a very beautiful lady. As I continued to walk briskly suddenly my gazing was interrupted by my straddling a parking meter while stepping out "full speed"...papers went everywhere, my manhood was bruised to say the least.I'm sure numberous courthouse employees saw me attack said parking meter although I couldn't see them. By the time I picked up by paperwork this beautiful lady which had almost caused the ruination of my future family had disappeared and I was left alone to always wonder "I wonder if anyone was looking". A few years latter the meters were removed...I always figured I had a little something to do with it. :lol2: So with total humility this bozo asks to be "admitted to the club". :dunce: [/QUOTE]
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