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<blockquote data-quote="Nowland Farms" data-source="post: 328523" data-attributes="member: 2797"><p>This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans, Louisiana.</p><p></p><p>Cypressfarms was sitting on the plane when a guy named Crowder took the seat beside him. Crowder was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"What's the matter?" Cypressfarms asked. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs and the highest crime rate." </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Cypressfarms replied, "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Crowder relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"Me?" said Cypressfarms. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nowland Farms, post: 328523, member: 2797"] This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans, Louisiana. Cypressfarms was sitting on the plane when a guy named Crowder took the seat beside him. Crowder was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Cypressfarms asked. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs and the highest crime rate." Cypressfarms replied, "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." Crowder relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Cypressfarms. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck." [/QUOTE]
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