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Tongue Twister (PG 13)
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<blockquote data-quote="Miss Daisy" data-source="post: 522233" data-attributes="member: 3568"><p>Tongue Twister</p><p>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.</p><p></p><p>He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"</p><p></p><p>So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one." </p><p></p><p>The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."</p><p>"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bi+ch.''</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Miss Daisy, post: 522233, member: 3568"] Tongue Twister A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one." The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too." "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bi+ch.'' [/QUOTE]
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