Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
time to get married again
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 278528" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Subject: Fw: Time to get married again</p><p>></p><p>> A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.</p><p>> She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> Husband Wanted</p><p>>>> Must be in my age group (70's)</p><p>>>> Must not beat me</p><p>>>> Must not run around on me</p><p>>>> Must be good in bed!!</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> All applicants please apply in person</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she</p><p>>>> Opened</p><p>>>> the</p><p>>>> Door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no</p><p>>>> Arms</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> or legs.</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> "You not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> "Just look at you....you have no legs!"</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>> The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You</p><p>>>> don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man Smiled,</p><p>>>> therefore, I can never beat you!"</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>>>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"</p><p>>>>></p><p>>>>></p><p>>>>>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the</p><p>>>>>Doorbell, Didn't I?"</p><p>>>></p><p>>>>>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 278528, member: 3193"] Subject: Fw: Time to get married again > > A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again. > She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: >>>> >>> Husband Wanted >>> Must be in my age group (70's) >>> Must not beat me >>> Must not run around on me >>> Must be good in bed!! >>>> >>> All applicants please apply in person >>>> >>> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she >>> Opened >>> the >>> Door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no >>> Arms >>> >>> or legs. >>>> >>> "You not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. >>>> >>> "Just look at you....you have no legs!" >>>> >>> The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You >>> don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man Smiled, >>> therefore, I can never beat you!" >>>> >>>>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?" >>>> >>>> >>>>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the >>>>Doorbell, Didn't I?" >>> >>>>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
time to get married again
Top