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<blockquote data-quote="Victoria" data-source="post: 167675" data-attributes="member: 1258"><p>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN</p><p> (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)</p><p> I know I'm not going to understand women.</p><p> I'll never understand how you can take</p><p> boiling hot wax,</p><p> pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out</p><p> by the root,</p><p> and still be afraid of a spider.</p><p></p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> WIFE VS. HUSBAND</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> A couple drove down a country road for</p><p>> >> several miles, not saying a word.</p><p>> >> An earlier discussion had led to an argument</p><p>> >> and</p><p>> >> neither of them wanted to concede their</p><p>> >> position.</p><p>> >> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,</p><p>> >> and pigs,</p><p>> >> the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives</p><p>> >> of yours?"</p><p>> >> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> W O R D S</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> A husband read an article to his wife about</p><p>> >> how many words women use a day... 30,000</p><p>> >> to a man's 15,000.</p><p>> >> The wife replied, "The reason has to be</p><p>> >> because we have to repeat everything to</p><p>> >> men...</p><p>> >> The husband then turned to his wife and</p><p>> >> asked, "What?"</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> CREATION</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know</p><p>> >> how you can be</p><p>> >> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same</p><p>> >> time.</p><p>> >> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.</p><p>> >> God made me beautiful so you would be</p><p>> >> attracted to me;</p><p>> >> God made me stupid so I would be attracted</p><p>> >> to you!</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> The Silent Treatment</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> A man and his wife were having some</p><p>> >> problems at home and were giving each</p><p>> >> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man</p><p>> >> realized that the next day, he would need his</p><p>> >> wife to wake him at 5:00 AMfor an early</p><p>> >> morning business flight.</p><p>> >> Not wanting to be the first to break the</p><p>> >> silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of</p><p>> >> paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left</p><p>> >> it where he knew she would find it.</p><p>> >> The next morning, the man woke up, only to</p><p>> >> discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed</p><p>> >> his flight. Furious, he was about to go and</p><p>> >> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when</p><p>> >> he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The</p><p>> >> paper said,</p><p>> >></p><p>> >> "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."!</p><p>> >> Men are not equipped for these kinds of</p><p>> >> contests.</p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >></p><p>> >> God may have created man before woman,</p><p>> >> but there is always a rough draft before the</p><p>> >> masterpiece.</p><p>> > _________________________________________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Victoria, post: 167675, member: 1258"] UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > >> > >> > >> > >> WIFE VS. HUSBAND > >> > >> > >> A couple drove down a country road for > >> several miles, not saying a word. > >> An earlier discussion had led to an argument > >> and > >> neither of them wanted to concede their > >> position. > >> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, > >> and pigs, > >> the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives > >> of yours?" > >> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." > >> > >> > >> > >> W O R D S > >> > >> > >> A husband read an article to his wife about > >> how many words women use a day... 30,000 > >> to a man's 15,000. > >> The wife replied, "The reason has to be > >> because we have to repeat everything to > >> men... > >> The husband then turned to his wife and > >> asked, "What?" > >> > >> > >> CREATION > >> > >> > >> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know > >> how you can be > >> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same > >> time. > >> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. > >> God made me beautiful so you would be > >> attracted to me; > >> God made me stupid so I would be attracted > >> to you! > >> > >> > >> The Silent Treatment > >> > >> > >> A man and his wife were having some > >> problems at home and were giving each > >> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man > >> realized that the next day, he would need his > >> wife to wake him at 5:00 AMfor an early > >> morning business flight. > >> Not wanting to be the first to break the > >> silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of > >> paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left > >> it where he knew she would find it. > >> The next morning, the man woke up, only to > >> discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed > >> his flight. Furious, he was about to go and > >> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when > >> he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The > >> paper said, > >> > >> "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."! > >> Men are not equipped for these kinds of > >> contests. > >> > >> > >> > >> God may have created man before woman, > >> but there is always a rough draft before the > >> masterpiece. > > _________________________________________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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