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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1600751" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.</p><p></p><p>* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.</p><p></p><p>* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING</p><p></p><p>* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?</p><p></p><p>* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.</p><p></p><p>* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.</p><p></p><p>* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.</p><p></p><p>* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE SPOKESPERSON WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!</p><p></p><p>* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY"? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"</p><p></p><p>* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED, BUT SUPERVISION IS WAY OVER-RATED.</p><p></p><p>* IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.</p><p></p><p>* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD, BUT BY FAR, MORE TREE RATS MAKE IT ACROSS THE ROAD THAN DO NOT.</p><p></p><p>* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.</p><p></p><p>* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.</p><p></p><p>* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.</p><p></p><p>* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1600751, member: 18945"] IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE. * RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET. * I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING * WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE? * WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL. * BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG. * LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE. * VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE SPOKESPERSON WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES! * I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?" * IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED, BUT SUPERVISION IS WAY OVER-RATED. * IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT. * MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD, BUT BY FAR, MORE TREE RATS MAKE IT ACROSS THE ROAD THAN DO NOT. * SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM. * CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON. * I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER. * A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING. [/QUOTE]
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