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<blockquote data-quote="cowgirl580+" data-source="post: 219989" data-attributes="member: 3949"><p>THINGS STRESSED WOMEN SAY AT WORK............ </p><p></p><p>> </p><p>> 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you. </p><p>> 2. You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing. </p><p>> 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. </p><p>> 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? </p><p>> 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. </p><p>> 6. Do I look like a people person? </p><p>> 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. </p><p>> 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. </p><p>> 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. </p><p>> 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and </p><p>>senseless acts of self-control? </p><p>> 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. </p><p>> 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. </p><p>> 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? </p><p>> 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. </p><p>> 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet .</p><p>> 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. </p><p>> 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. </p><p>> 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. </p><p>> 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. </p><p>> 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. </p><p>> 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done. </p><p>> 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. </p><p>> 23. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now? </p><p>> 24. Earth is full. Go home. </p><p>> 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? </p><p>> 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. </p><p>> 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. </p><p>> 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. </p><p>> 29. If a-holes could fly, this place would be an airport. </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cowgirl580+, post: 219989, member: 3949"] THINGS STRESSED WOMEN SAY AT WORK............ > > 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you. > 2. You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing. > 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. > 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? > 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. > 6. Do I look like a people person? > 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. > 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. > 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. > 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and >senseless acts of self-control? > 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. > 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. > 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. > 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet . > 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. > 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. > 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. > 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. > 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. > 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done. > 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. > 23. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now? > 24. Earth is full. Go home. > 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? > 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. > 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. > 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. > 29. If a-holes could fly, this place would be an airport. > [/QUOTE]
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