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<blockquote data-quote="50/50Farms" data-source="post: 1775441" data-attributes="member: 42731"><p>I mean, you're retired, you have time for a second childhood and you can easily get banned from a WalMart. Fill a grocery cart with bread and go stock the DVD shelves with bread. Attempt to check out with a shovel, rope, a hunting knife, condoms and lubricant. Play basketball wherever, baseball if you're bolder, bonus points if you involve other people in the game without telling them. Test ride the bikes. Ride the power scooters, pretending to be a cowboy herding the fat people on the other ones. Keep asking the outdoor counter people how much for just two bullets. Walk around and act like a schizo, tell people things like "Oh, they're coming for you too" and just walk away. Hurt people's feelings, ask the hipster silly-haired female workers what their zodiac sign is and then say "Yeah, that tracks" no matter the answer. We can get you banned pretty quickly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="50/50Farms, post: 1775441, member: 42731"] I mean, you're retired, you have time for a second childhood and you can easily get banned from a WalMart. Fill a grocery cart with bread and go stock the DVD shelves with bread. Attempt to check out with a shovel, rope, a hunting knife, condoms and lubricant. Play basketball wherever, baseball if you're bolder, bonus points if you involve other people in the game without telling them. Test ride the bikes. Ride the power scooters, pretending to be a cowboy herding the fat people on the other ones. Keep asking the outdoor counter people how much for just two bullets. Walk around and act like a schizo, tell people things like "Oh, they're coming for you too" and just walk away. Hurt people's feelings, ask the hipster silly-haired female workers what their zodiac sign is and then say "Yeah, that tracks" no matter the answer. We can get you banned pretty quickly. [/QUOTE]
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