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<blockquote data-quote="Texan" data-source="post: 42416" data-attributes="member: 416"><p>On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the seawall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore.</p><p> </p><p>There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.</p><p></p><p>Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."</p><p> </p><p>As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked his VP, "Who the Hell was that, Dick?"</p><p></p><p>"Well George, that was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom."</p><p></p><p>"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to all of God's wisdom, but he don't know sh!t from apple butter about shark fishing!"</p><p></p><p>"Now, how's the bait holding up?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Texan, post: 42416, member: 416"] On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the seawall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore. There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious John Kerry from the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked his VP, "Who the Hell was that, Dick?" "Well George, that was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom." "Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to all of God's wisdom, but he don't know sh!t from apple butter about shark fishing!" "Now, how's the bait holding up?" [/QUOTE]
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