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The Pirate and the Bartender
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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 597247" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,</p><p></p><p>"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."</p><p></p><p>"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."</p><p></p><p>Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."</p><p></p><p>Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."</p><p></p><p>Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?"</p><p></p><p>Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."</p><p></p><p>Bartender: "What about the eye patch?"</p><p></p><p>Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye."</p><p></p><p>"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just from bird s**t!"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 597247, member: 3193"] A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?" Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." Bartender: "What about the eye patch?" Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just from bird s**t!" Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook!" [/QUOTE]
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