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The monkey in the bar
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<blockquote data-quote="MDO0505" data-source="post: 590078" data-attributes="member: 6078"><p>The monkey in the bar.........</p><p></p><p>A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey He orders a drink and, while </p><p>he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs </p><p>some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and </p><p>eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard </p><p>balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he </p><p>swallows it whole.</p><p></p><p>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"</p><p></p><p>The guy says "No, what?"</p><p></p><p>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...Whole!"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in </p><p>sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He </p><p>finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then </p><p>leaves.</p><p></p><p>Two weeks later he's in the bar ag ain, and has his monkey with him. He </p><p>orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While </p><p>the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on </p><p>the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. </p><p>Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it </p><p>out, and eats it.</p><p></p><p>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he </p><p>asks.</p><p></p><p>"No, what?" replies the guy.</p><p></p><p>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled 'em </p><p>out, and ate 'em!" said the bartender.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats </p><p>everything in sight but, ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he </p><p>measures everything first."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDO0505, post: 590078, member: 6078"] The monkey in the bar......... A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey He orders a drink and, while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...Whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar ag ain, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled 'em out, and ate 'em!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first." [/QUOTE]
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