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<blockquote data-quote="Deepsouth" data-source="post: 1025835" data-attributes="member: 17608"><p>The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down and order a couple of drinks. After a few minutes a cowboy walked in and asked "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Loan Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt and said "I do ...why?"</p><p> The cowboy looked at the Loan Ranger and said " I thought you might want to know your horse is almost dead from heat exhaustion." </p><p> The Loan Ranger and Tonto ran outside and found Silver suffering from heat exhaustion! They quickly got water to him and soon had him feeling a little better. The Loan Ranger thought for a minute then said to Tonto "Tanto why don't you run around Silver and see if you create enough wind to cool him down." Tanto said " that good thinking Kemosabe" and he took off running in circles around silver. Unable to do anything else the Loan Ranger went back into the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later another cowboy walked in and asked "Who owns the big white horse outside?"</p><p> The Loan Ranger jumped up and said "I do, what's wrong now?"</p><p> The cowboy looked at him and said " Nothing that I could see, but you left your injun running!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Deepsouth, post: 1025835, member: 17608"] The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down and order a couple of drinks. After a few minutes a cowboy walked in and asked "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Loan Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt and said "I do ...why?" The cowboy looked at the Loan Ranger and said " I thought you might want to know your horse is almost dead from heat exhaustion." The Loan Ranger and Tonto ran outside and found Silver suffering from heat exhaustion! They quickly got water to him and soon had him feeling a little better. The Loan Ranger thought for a minute then said to Tonto "Tanto why don't you run around Silver and see if you create enough wind to cool him down." Tanto said " that good thinking Kemosabe" and he took off running in circles around silver. Unable to do anything else the Loan Ranger went back into the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later another cowboy walked in and asked "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Loan Ranger jumped up and said "I do, what's wrong now?" The cowboy looked at him and said " Nothing that I could see, but you left your injun running!" [/QUOTE]
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