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The Geography Of A Woman
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<blockquote data-quote="gizmom" data-source="post: 747512" data-attributes="member: 13402"><p>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN</p><p>Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA, Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!</p><p>Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of</p><p>real value.</p><p>Between 31 and 35, a woman is iike SPAIN, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.</p><p>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.</p><p>Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN, with a glorious and all conquering past.</p><p>Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes</p><p>twice, and takes care of business.</p><p>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.</p><p>After 70, she becomes TIBET, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, and</p><p>adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.</p><p>THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN</p><p>Between 1 and 90, a man is like IRAN, ruled by nuts.</p><p></p><p>Gizmom</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gizmom, post: 747512, member: 13402"] THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA, Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is iike SPAIN, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA, self preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes TIBET, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, and adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN Between 1 and 90, a man is like IRAN, ruled by nuts. Gizmom [/QUOTE]
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