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THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
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<blockquote data-quote="flaboy?" data-source="post: 422619" data-attributes="member: 5749"><p>THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE</p><p> AGE DRINK</p><p> 17 Wine Coolers</p><p> 25 White wine</p><p> 35 Red wine</p><p> 48 Dom Perignon</p><p> 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser</p><p> </p><p> EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES</p><p> 17 Need to wash my hair</p><p> 25 Need to wash and condition my hair</p><p> 35 Need to color my hair</p><p> 48 Need to have Francois color my hair</p><p> 66 Need to have Francois color my wig</p><p> </p><p> FAVORITE SPORT</p><p> 17 shopping</p><p> 25 shopping</p><p> 35 shopping</p><p> 48 shopping</p><p> 66 shopping</p><p> </p><p> DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE</p><p> 17 "Burger King"</p><p> 25 "Free meal"</p><p> 35 "A diamond"</p><p> 48 "A bigger diamond"</p><p> 66 "Home Alone"</p><p> </p><p> FAVORITE FANTASY</p><p> 17 tall, dark and handsome</p><p> 25 tall, dark and handsome with money</p><p> 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain</p><p> 48 a man with hair</p><p> 66 a man</p><p> </p><p> HOUSE PET</p><p> 17 Muffy the cat</p><p> 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat</p><p> 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat</p><p> 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat</p><p> 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat</p><p> </p><p> WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?</p><p> 17 17</p><p> 25 25</p><p> 35 35</p><p> 48 48</p><p> 66 66</p><p> </p><p> IDEAL DATE</p><p> 17 He offers to pay</p><p> 25 He pays</p><p> 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning</p><p> 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids</p><p> 66 He can chew breakfast</p><p> </p><p> WEIGHT</p><p> 17 110 pounds</p><p> 25 134 pounds</p><p> 35 170 pounds</p><p> 48 200 pounds</p><p> 66 110 pounds</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="flaboy?, post: 422619, member: 5749"] THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast WEIGHT 17 110 pounds 25 134 pounds 35 170 pounds 48 200 pounds 66 110 pounds [/QUOTE]
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