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<blockquote data-quote="Cattle Baroness" data-source="post: 529852" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>A couple of Texas Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. The man in charge told the farmer, "We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."</p><p></p><p>The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there."</p><p></p><p>The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, "See this card? I have the authority of the State of Texas to go anywhere I want."</p><p></p><p>So the old farmer went about his chores.</p><p></p><p>It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw the Highway Department employees running for their lives ,and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than hell and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.</p><p></p><p>The old farmer yelled out, "Show him your card! Show him your card!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cattle Baroness, post: 529852, member: 1883"] A couple of Texas Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. The man in charge told the farmer, "We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there." The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, "See this card? I have the authority of the State of Texas to go anywhere I want." So the old farmer went about his chores. It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw the Highway Department employees running for their lives ,and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than hell and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step. The old farmer yelled out, "Show him your card! Show him your card!! [/QUOTE]
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